tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-14611491894015231422011-07-07T21:30:35.674-05:00A Parental Bonus: Sometimes you get to say a sentence that seemed impossible. I felt the need to document mine.Alexandrahttp://www.blogger.com/profile/09272856839457613455noreply@blogger.comBlogger121100tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-1461149189401523142.post-10638404770120799172009-09-15T21:05:00.000-05:002009-09-15T21:06:01.342-05:00Put the plate down and get in the bath.<div class="blogger-post-footer"><img width='1' height='1' src='https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/tracker/1461149189401523142-1063840477012079917?l=mommysaidwhat.blogspot.com' alt='' /></div>Alexandrahttp://www.blogger.com/profile/09272856839457613455noreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-1461149189401523142.post-47818216281435185602009-08-20T21:29:00.001-05:002009-08-20T21:29:54.823-05:00Don't be mad at me. You put the banana in your eyebrows.<div class="blogger-post-footer"><img width='1' height='1' src='https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/tracker/1461149189401523142-4781821628143518560?l=mommysaidwhat.blogspot.com' alt='' /></div>Alexandrahttp://www.blogger.com/profile/09272856839457613455noreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-1461149189401523142.post-37240650978372470312009-08-09T22:03:00.001-05:002009-08-09T22:04:42.537-05:00Take the elephant's nose off your brother's forehead.<div class="blogger-post-footer"><img width='1' height='1' src='https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/tracker/1461149189401523142-3724065097837247031?l=mommysaidwhat.blogspot.com' alt='' /></div>Alexandrahttp://www.blogger.com/profile/09272856839457613455noreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-1461149189401523142.post-62052202275002772282009-06-10T21:48:00.001-05:002009-06-10T21:48:34.726-05:00Your elephant is just fine, he's just lonely.<div class="blogger-post-footer"><img width='1' height='1' src='https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/tracker/1461149189401523142-6205220227500277228?l=mommysaidwhat.blogspot.com' alt='' /></div>Alexandrahttp://www.blogger.com/profile/09272856839457613455noreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-1461149189401523142.post-5458490663682996112009-06-07T18:56:00.002-05:002009-06-07T18:56:53.807-05:00There's no liquid left in the frog. -Grandpa<div class="blogger-post-footer"><img width='1' height='1' src='https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/tracker/1461149189401523142-545849066368299611?l=mommysaidwhat.blogspot.com' alt='' /></div>Alexandrahttp://www.blogger.com/profile/09272856839457613455noreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-1461149189401523142.post-65896251140370191132009-05-17T22:10:00.001-05:002009-05-17T22:10:46.998-05:00Stop biting your brother's bunny's head.<div class="blogger-post-footer"><img width='1' height='1' src='https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/tracker/1461149189401523142-6589625114037019113?l=mommysaidwhat.blogspot.com' alt='' /></div>Alexandrahttp://www.blogger.com/profile/09272856839457613455noreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-1461149189401523142.post-209639265001729342009-05-12T20:54:00.001-05:002009-05-12T20:55:14.616-05:00If you knock that milk over with your head, you will be very sorry about it.<div class="blogger-post-footer"><img width='1' height='1' src='https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/tracker/1461149189401523142-20963926500172934?l=mommysaidwhat.blogspot.com' alt='' /></div>Alexandrahttp://www.blogger.com/profile/09272856839457613455noreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-1461149189401523142.post-4898124861731646642009-05-06T16:30:00.001-05:002009-05-06T16:30:27.900-05:00Banana is not styling gel.<div class="blogger-post-footer"><img width='1' height='1' src='https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/tracker/1461149189401523142-489812486173164664?l=mommysaidwhat.blogspot.com' alt='' /></div>Alexandrahttp://www.blogger.com/profile/09272856839457613455noreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-1461149189401523142.post-9153228154016013882009-05-01T21:12:00.000-05:002009-05-01T21:13:14.588-05:00Will you not draw on your placemat with cheese?<div class="blogger-post-footer"><img width='1' height='1' src='https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/tracker/1461149189401523142-915322815401601388?l=mommysaidwhat.blogspot.com' alt='' /></div>Alexandrahttp://www.blogger.com/profile/09272856839457613455noreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-1461149189401523142.post-76963928722564406912009-04-28T21:12:00.000-05:002009-04-28T21:13:17.744-05:00Oooh. We don't wipe meat in our hair.<div class="blogger-post-footer"><img width='1' height='1' src='https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/tracker/1461149189401523142-7696392872256440691?l=mommysaidwhat.blogspot.com' alt='' /></div>Alexandrahttp://www.blogger.com/profile/09272856839457613455noreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-1461149189401523142.post-81394550315010290212009-04-26T20:41:00.002-05:002009-05-01T21:14:15.658-05:00No, honey, we do not teethe on the potty.<div class="blogger-post-footer"><img width='1' height='1' src='https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/tracker/1461149189401523142-8139455031501029021?l=mommysaidwhat.blogspot.com' alt='' /></div>Alexandrahttp://www.blogger.com/profile/09272856839457613455noreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-1461149189401523142.post-27387387832806532472009-04-18T22:37:00.000-05:002009-04-18T22:40:17.292-05:00If you don't stop spraying water in your brother's face, I will take that raccoon away from you!<div class="blogger-post-footer"><img width='1' height='1' src='https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/tracker/1461149189401523142-2738738783280653247?l=mommysaidwhat.blogspot.com' alt='' /></div>Alexandrahttp://www.blogger.com/profile/09272856839457613455noreply@blogger.com0